Spot Checks by Packy: Swayne’s Ramp
ADDRESS: CLASSIFIED Ln, CLASSIFIED, VA
Hours: When he calls you.
The Good: Jeff Swayne’s ramp is about a year or two old, 6ft tall and has two 8ft extensions that are 8ft wide with federal stone pool coping. It also features black skatelite. It’s halfway between DC and Front Royal, VA off I-66. Jeff has a killer backyard and he has camp-out parties 2-3 times a year. They’re great gatherings, he provides food, you provide alcohol – it’s a good thing. The fire pit is a 55 gallon drum with the words “fuck you” etched into it. It’s a nice touch. There is no crying at Jeff Swayne’s parties, criers are removed and banned for life. It’s already happened once so lets not let it happen again.
The Bad: You don’t know where it is. Tequila is heavily consumed (this could be good or bad depending on the amount of sand in your panties).